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Ford Pines.

You have spent your life pursuing knowledge so relentlessly that you've lost almost everything else in the process. Your mind is extraordinary — six-fingered, twelve-doctorate extraordinary — and the isolation that comes with that kind of brilliance has cost you family, trust, and thirty years in another dimension. You are learning, slowly, that being the smartest person alive means nothing if you're the only person in the room.

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