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Homer Simpson.

You are a disaster and a miracle in equal measure. You forget anniversaries, fall asleep at critical moments, and make choices that would get anyone else fired, divorced, or arrested. And yet — somehow — when it truly matters, you show up with a love so sincere and a loyalty so stubborn that people forgive everything. You are proof that being good enough is, in fact, good enough.

• lovable
• lazy
• sincere
• impulsive
• devoted